DUMBASS

Fucking buy it, this games fun as fuck, get chased by a cute giant humanoid carrot while a giant flaming skull shoots fireballs at you as you run and jump around shooting magic weapons like a badass Harry potter.

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

You’re shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

They double dip so much it’s hard to tell.

CIA is still around.

Man, one tactical shot and we could of done a mega Luigi.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

That photo is why I’ve covered my cameras, if that creepy spying fuck does it, there must be a reason.

Its both.

Busy booking flights.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Just stand in this air lock and we will deliver your Free health care.

That’s alright, we’ll just feed those facist cunts to the crocks, would solve a whole lot of problems for us.

Everyday I wake up happy I’m not American.