I thought my parents were cold.

Cat is way better anyway. What other app can you pet and cuddle while it downloads your updates?

It’s edumacated, not edumacted. Get it rite!

My mother used to say “If wishes were horses,” and I had no idea where that came from. I didn’t get internet until after her death in 2001. I looked up that saying and the complete version is, " If wishes were horses then beggars would ride. " Apparently, it’s a very old saying so I guess adults weren’t always gross.

I think you should call it Librarian.

The plan is to artificially inflate the number of users with bots to fool advertisers into thinking there are a lot more users than there really is so they’ll advertise on Reddit. This is the only thing that matters now.