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  • It’s that deeply-rooted Catholic body shame.

    Fact is, approximately 50% of children have a penis all of their own.

    Fact is, for many of those kids, it’s their favorite play toy.

    Fact is, 100% of kids have at least one biological parent who has, or was born with, a penis.

    Fact is, if they live with said parent, there’s a very significant chance that they’ve seen it (in innocent, non-sexual scenarios).

    Fact is, if they have seen said penis, they likely have commented on how large it is. Usually in a public restroom, for the amusement of all other patrons.

    Because fact is, an important rite of passage for any dad, is being out at a mall/store, alone with the kids, and suddenly needing to take a massive shit.

    And fact is, my wife, who I love dearly, has grown more penises than I will ever have.






  • Unless you were in BFE, there were options for getting Linux delivered in the mid 90s.

    I know I bought a Red hat 4 (not to be confused with RHEL) CD in the late 90s from some mail order thing.

    This was actually “fill out a form and mail it”. And they offered legit nearly every major distro. I think they even sold printed out copies of HOWTOs.

    But it was quite cheap. Iirc it wasn’t much more than postage and a small fee to cover time and materials.

    And I paid C.O.D.

    This wasn’t a secret…I think I found the site either from usenet or EFnet #linux… but it wasn’t like going to CompUSA.

    I also remember seeing Walnut Creek FreeBSD and Slackware CDs at a nearby flea market (Flea@MIT) around then, too. Probably also the computer fairs as well.