100%, look no further than ‘excited delirium’ smdh

He can’t, former and current presidents aren’t allowed to

I assume he lacks the ability as well

I’m an atheist but rotted soul seems to fit here.

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It has! I actually bought a second matching one a couple years ago, and last month I got two runners for the hallway in our new place!

This pattern covers most of my home and I love waking up to it :)

Beautiful kitties! Also I have this rug and it fucking rocks

Everytime i test a battery like this, my wife just shakes her head and reminds me that I’m definitely from Kentucky lol

Such a piece of shit that Nestle said ‘don’t talk to us in public’

But seriously, she’s such a pick me for the hateful vote.

doesn’t have the mental fortitude to live in reality.

Perfectly said

Another employee says she refused Musk’s requests to have children with him several times, according to the Journal.

What. The. Fuck.

SEVERAL TIMES

I always thought the taste of a hard head hit was like how some (latex?) paint smells? It is almost like a clean fish smell!

This makes some sense to me

Yeah i think id prefer a glass of saltwater and a parking ticket, frankly

It barely tastes like food to me anymore!

I dont eat much meat, but i still like a good crispy chicken sandwich- now that costs $12, is so brined and salty i get kinda grossed out, and has 3 gristley bits i have to spit into a napkin. And i sweat grease and stink for a day.

Oh shit, im queer and poor

I see the problem now

I have never understood why catholic iconography is fine to pray to, but other stuff = straight to hell.

While were on the topic of christian nonsense, why are adam and especially eve always portrayed with bellybuttons

He haveth no concubines, for his rizz was only for the LORD.

Same boat! My company is in Cali, I’m in midwest. I cost less than a Cali hire, but i make decent money for my area.

I read the headline outloud to my wife and she laughed, then i pointed out that it’s a real fucking headline and shes quiet now

It’s just clown shoes as far as the eye can see.

God yes. When i die, take my ashes to cheddar bay

I’m a he/she/they, someone load my proper boot sequence please