I have been so depressed this week and you just made me laugh so hard and for so long my cat came into the room to check on me. I can totally relate to the obliviousness. I wouldn’t recognize flirting if you wrote it on a sign and held it in front of my face
I’ve had my cat for 9 years and I still can’t believe he’s mine and I still melt into an incoherent puddle every day just looking at him.