Epstein distraction

Americans will put up with a lot, but the extrajudicial killing of white people would be a bridge too far for most

That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank

God or not, naked or not, I would be hiding from that thing too

I think this is unironically the correct answer. If you are blatantly attention-seeking, it kind of robs the Irish person of their ammo.

AIPAC is going to have to start “backing” the candidates they want to lose

What are you supposed to wear to avoid attention there?

Well it must not be because of trans people, because they would have released that shit

This better not be true. This was the whole reason I voted for him.

Awww, you’re so confuuused! I jus wanna squeeze ya 🥰

Ranch dressing started as the house dressing at the Hidden Valley Ranch steakhouse in CA in the 1950’s

Cool Ranch is a Doritos flavor that debuted in the 1980’s

This is 390,000 years before God created the Earth, which makes it even more impressive

Yes, these ads ensure the mom n’ pop 4-acre apple farm can it through the winter

Yeah, at least you can ignore this. It’s not some unskippable demand for money screaming into you brain.

But Elon said “DeMocRaTs R teH ParTy oF VioLenCe”

I really do want the small piece. I’m too full. I actually don’t want any pie at all, but I don’t want to be rude.

Probably some specific memory Trump has of seeing a cup with “too many pencils, why do you need so many pencils???” 40 years ago. Just like the doll thing. There are more modern, relevant examples of discretionary spending he could have chosen, but his brain is mush from 1985.

Texas is still a red state, so statewide races like Ted’s US Senate seat are a stretch. Though Beto amazingly got within 2 points in 2018!

That’s pretty messed up, but according to the article they only sent that letter out to a couple thousand people, which is not many in a state that size. It’s going to be hard for them to mess with voting eligibility on a large scale. Even stuff like this (which could be illegal), where they make some people jump through extra hoops to be able to vote, could end up depressing more Republican votes than Democratic ones. The big political realignment of the past 10 years has be largely along education lines - those with 4-year degrees or more sorting to Democrats, and those with less education sorting to Republicans. This flips the old system (poor Dems/rich Republicans) on its head. Things like voter ID laws, which are intended to inconvenience and depress the vote of people who don’t have their shit together, aren’t going to disproportionately hurt Democrats the way they used to, and could in fact have the reverse effect.