BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1281arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1276arrow-down1external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up153arrow-down3·edit-21 month agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down1·1 month agoHe seems like an all right guy
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-21 month agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
minus-squarePostingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoProsecutors hate this one weird trick!
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
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You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!