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minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·18 hours agoWorried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh! It’s really that simple!
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·12 hours agoNeed infinite power? Big electric doesnt want you to know this simple trick Me is very smort Electo patroium Me into office
minus-squarechaosCruiser@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-216 hours agoAlternatively, you could stop being so poor. Simple as that!
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agoAlternatively, you should try being a velociraptor. I hear they don’t get sick nearly as often as humans.
minus-squarechaosCruiser@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoWhen was the last time you saw a velociraptor coughing from pneumonia? Never. How about a velociraptor with depression, anxiety, cancer or heart disease? Yeah, never seen any of that either. Those guys just handle it like it’s nothing.
Worried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh!
It’s really that simple!
Need infinite power?
Big electric doesnt want you to know this simple trick
Me is very smort
Electo patroium Me into office
Alternatively, you could stop being so poor. Simple as that!
Alternatively, you should try being a velociraptor. I hear they don’t get sick nearly as often as humans.
When was the last time you saw a velociraptor coughing from pneumonia? Never. How about a velociraptor with depression, anxiety, cancer or heart disease? Yeah, never seen any of that either. Those guys just handle it like it’s nothing.