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minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-24 days agoCongrats slave employee! In celebration of record profits pizza will be available in the break room, while supplies last. Thanks for all your hard work! P. S. Wages are still frozen. P. P. S. Executives will still receive their exorbitant bonuses, raises, and golden parachutes.
minus-squareBrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoP. P. P. S. Pizza is still frozen.
minus-squarepezhore@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoP. P. P. P. S. A portion of your paycheck is going to be garnished to pay for the pizza, the “supplementals” including paper plates and napkins, and little garlic dipping sauces will be provided at a minimal markup for cash or klarna.
Congrats
slaveemployee! In celebration of record profits pizza will be available in the break room, while supplies last.Thanks for all your hard work!
P. S. Wages are still frozen.
P. P. S. Executives will still receive their exorbitant bonuses, raises, and golden parachutes.
P. P. P. S. Pizza is still frozen.
P. P. P. P. S. A portion of your paycheck is going to be garnished to pay for the pizza, the “supplementals” including paper plates and napkins, and little garlic dipping sauces will be provided at a minimal markup for cash or klarna.