Britain’s most tattooed man says new UK age checks block him from p*rn sites as facial recognition mistakes his tattoos for a mask, calling the tech discriminatory.
“Oh, hi Andrew why are you here?”
“Got a bottle of wine with my Asda order and need to go through this circus again…”
“Well enjoy your wine, age approved, see you!”
Idk, even that feels like a bit of a ideal/optimistic take. I just can’t see this going well no matter how they try to implement it. Can’t help but feel the ick anyway.
First thing I thought of was what if your family like aunt/uncle or cousin has this kind of job… that’d be way awkward.
Doesn’t need to be?
“Oh, hi Andrew why are you here?” “Got a bottle of wine with my Asda order and need to go through this circus again…” “Well enjoy your wine, age approved, see you!”
call disconnects, browser goes back to not-Asda
Idk, even that feels like a bit of a ideal/optimistic take. I just can’t see this going well no matter how they try to implement it. Can’t help but feel the ick anyway.
Probably the more desirable dystopian future, to be honest.