Can’t wait for folks to start breaking windows when they receive theirs.

Is the Cyber Truck going to be plagued with issues?

That just means that it is going to be really, really great when it does come out though, right?

Finally, a Tesla for the Elon/MAGA supporters.

(To the tune of the old “Spider-Man” theme.)

Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Elon’s pervy techno-fuck,
It can hum in your bum
It can make a rich man cum
Go suck! — Go suck a Cybertruck

Cybertruck (hey!) Cybertruck,
Haul a load of Cybertruck,
Smells like poop, Hyperloop,
But it’s Elon’s special poop
In soup! Eat up for Cybertruck!

In the heat of night
At the scene of a death
“Autopilot was right
When it crushed out your breath!”

Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Friendly neighborhood Cybertruck,
Are you pissed? Here’s the gist:
Cybertruck does not exist.
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Sign up for Cybertruuuuuuuuck!