There is Blind (I think by Team Blind).
You are now a mod of c/Pyongyang
Good
I would have also accepted:
Typing up an email
Typing up an email while sharing your screen
Nanomachines, son!
Good (not) bot
Microsoft: the beatings will continue until morale improves
There are 50 $100 bills for a total of $5K, if anyone was curious.
Claws partially extended?
Trap
Need a picture of Faraday in a cage, please.
Can’t wait for folks to start breaking windows when they receive theirs.
Imgflip seems to have it