fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square148linkfedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down141
arrow-up1281arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前message-square148linkfedilink
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 天前He just likes to brag & isn’t evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 天前I don’t even have to clock the link, and King Missile is now playing the hits in my head. 🤘🏼 edit: leaving it, as-is
minus-squareImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 天前He does, however, have an enormous penis
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-23 天前Anyone can acquire an enormous penis & just have it on display somewhere to soothe your day.
He just likes to brag & isn’t evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
What a blast from the past!
I don’t even have to clock the link, and King Missile is now playing the hits in my head. 🤘🏼
edit: leaving it, as-is
He does, however, have an enormous penis
Anyone can acquire an enormous penis & just have it on display somewhere to soothe your day.