• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    This is all part of the circus show

    mess up the reflecting pool - mess up the white house - add a boxing ring on the whitehouse lawn - turn it all into a trailer trash nightmare

    All to distract the neighbours and police from the meth lab they’ve been building in the basement

    (*the meth lab being the absolute robbery of the public purse in America)

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      Absolutely. “Flood the Zone”.

      All the stupid stuff also including annexing Greenland, renaming the JFK Center, removing exhibits at The Smithsonian, the weaponization fund… it’s all to distract from the further hollowing out of the middle class and all the real behind the scenes grift happening.

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      yes, best way to distract people is to call as much attention to yourself in the most convoluted and stupid ways… this is why nobody has noticed the corruption, ineptitude and overall failure, right?

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    Who knew adding a whole bunch of oxidizers to fix your other fuckup tends to be bad for cheap paint.

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    I am sure this will be blamed, somehow, on transgender antifa socialist abortion doctors.

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    I thought he knew pools better than everyone, the water was crystal clear, and it would last 100 years.

    I guess the water is clear, it’s just that pesky algae is green. And’ mahybe 100 years on a planet that orbits it’s star every hour.

    Tourists are taking pieces of the coating as souvenirs LOL

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    But now workers have another problem to contend with: peeling paint. On Thursday, a sheet of the pool’s surface — painted in “American Flag Blue,” a color selected by the president — was seen floating in the water on the north side of the pool. It undulated in the water as curious tourists gathered, some of whom had come to see the green algae.

    The president rapes kids. No, that’s a true thing. It’s fucking insane.

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    Well, on the bright side, I guess I was wrong about Trump’s vandalism of the reflecting pool being permanent.

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    I need someone to put the department of interiors post side by side with the Iraqi information Minister claiming there were no us troops in Baghdad…