• SCB@lemmy.worldEnglish
    262·
    10 months ago

    Pandas only evolutionary advantage is being adorable. It is like cows being delicious - without that, they’d simply cease to be.

    Holy duck I love pandas.

    • The Barto@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      135·
      10 months ago

      That’s why pigs are cool, they’re tasty as, like every part, they make a good and quite useful manure, then on top of that if you’ve got an enemy to deal with, they’ll make them disappear for you and they won’t say a thing to anyone.

      • BigAssFan@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1211·
        10 months ago

        Too bad you only care about how they taste, not about how they’re treated, killed, warm up the atmosphere and cause a loss in biodiversity.

        • The Barto@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          106·
          10 months ago

          but they taste soooo fucking good, like every other animal sucks in comparison to pigs, that’s how good they are, they deserve to be pampered and not have to want for anything in life before I eat them up.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
    151·
    10 months ago

    It’s because we’re all so scared the suicidal pieces of shit are going to successfully extinct themselves.

    • CryptidBestiary@lemmy.worldEnglish
      20·
      10 months ago

      I know it’s all for laughs but these pandas were surviving just fine on their own. It was only because (of course) due to humans destroying their habitat that they were on the brink of extinction. And people underestimate how strong they are. They’re still bears that can easily shred you