Rei is going to steal that taco.

Hacker: “I have all your files.”

User: “It won’t even let me log into Outlook.”

Yes, please stop building both of those things.

Or a solar farm, so it doesn’t have to be an eyesore either.

A guy did this to Google for years until he was caught.

He just sent fraudulent invoices to Google’s billing department for small amounts and they just paid them on sight without thinking about it.

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/25/706715377/man-pleads-guilty-to-phishing-scheme-that-fleeced-facebook-google-of-100-million

The counter is lava.

I didn’t know Xzibit worked for Nintendo.

All I remember was that there were zero Game Genie codes for Super Mario RPG because that cart used so much custom hardware the Game Genie didn’t know how to interface with it.

Cool, do a pedophile ban next.

“The chatbot has judged thee unworthy.”

You better be playing Doom 3 six days from now. ;)

Gen Z people who aren’t paid enough to live

…No? It has them longing for headship born after the year 1976.

Thermal imaging reveals the true size of Utah’s Great Salt Lake.

“Quoth the raven, ‘NOOKIE!’”

Maybe that’s the real punk rock.

New genders being added yearly.

I deleted my Facebook in 2013, before it was cool. 😛