“Orphan-crushing Machine”

This makes me want to rewatch Bookseller Honda-san.

{lemmysilver}

Did golden light pour out of the box when you opened it?

“We happy?”

“We happy.”

I don’t think that’s too common though.

Most American and just about every European SNES says hi.

X-Tra Large Cushioned Bedpan - For the women who just refuses to get out of bed.

13-year-old me: “Staring at the rain through the window.”

43-year-old me: “Staring at the rain through the window waiting for a break in the clouds so I can walk to the store.”

Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

“I want to draw porn of myself.”

“What?”

lowers gaze “You heard me.”

Russia wasn’t even ready to invade one of its former blocs. And that bloc has more than decimated its forces and resources.

But hey, my grandfather got to watch Allied Europe destroy a fascist state that thought it could take over the world, now me and my son get to as well.

“Under his eye.”

Going from too little to too much, and at the same time making another Cyberpunk.

Duke Nukem makes sense. Half-Life does not. Half-Life stars a nerdy scientist who just wants to live, and the game is carried by its story.

Pong, reimagined as a boomer shooter!

Blessed be our beloved murder midget.

Dormammu is like the Temu for Thanos.

We’ll see in a couple of months when these things start failing/catching fire just like every other cheaply-made battery.

I’m honestly shocked Japan didn’t make something like this way back in the 1980s.

That’s hilarious and sad. They outsourced their brand to the cheapest Chinese shit they could find. Stick to making candy, ja?