Girls, if a guy…

  • remembers your birthday
  • knows what you enjoy
  • saves your pictures
  • understands your family & friends

This guy is not your man.

This guy is Mark Zuckerberg.

  • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    This one time, I got super drunk and emailed Zuck that I’ll change my middle name to “Priscilla” for a bit if he agrees to fund my movie “Terminal”.

    … I really should start cutting back the drinking so I do less dumb drunk stuff. Like making “Terminal”.

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        10 months ago

        Sober Margot is getting to old to clean up after drunk Margot’ mess nowadays.

        But sober Margot also decided to do “Birds of Prey” after “Suicide Squad”, so… yeah.

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      10 months ago

      You can always use the name Priscilla for something else. Like a name for a tour bus you take through the desert.