• Makeitstop@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Well shit, I’m open to being his vice president too. Why wouldn’t anyone take the job? Now that being president surrounds you with a bubble of legal immunity, the vice president is free to grant himself a good old fashioned Klingon promotion. Stab him in the neck with a pen, sign some papers with his blood in an official act, and all the evidence is inadmissible.

      • Billiam@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Ivana is A bunch of the secrets he stole from the government are buried in his New Jersey golf course.

  • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I’m “open” to Donald Trump getting locked in the VX gas vault like that dude at the beginning of The Rock.

    I would also “accept” Nicholas Cage slamming some in his mouth like that dude at the end of The Rock.

    Everyone, go watch The Rock.