I see here you’ve requested assignment as a Baron of Hell. Unfortunately, we do not have any of those positions open at this time. I am able to offer you the options of Lost Soul or Generic Zombie. Productive demons will be considered for promotion to Revenant.
Sign me the fuck up. Do I get demon wings? Pitchfork? It doesn’t matter, I’m in dammit
So do we get to pick which Doom-esque demon hybrid we become or is it assigned for us?
I’m thinking it is assigned, but I put in a request anyways
I see here you’ve requested assignment as a Baron of Hell. Unfortunately, we do not have any of those positions open at this time. I am able to offer you the options of Lost Soul or Generic Zombie. Productive demons will be considered for promotion to Revenant.
I have a lot of experience as a lost soul! 👻