• TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Why is it “head cannon” and not “head canon”? You got some kind of gun strapped to your head that you keep stories in?

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      3 months ago

      Actually I think they mean that “as a girl” (meaning the commenter is a girl), they “head cannon” (meaning they use a cannon to shoot heads) “at the arch installation bandit”. I hope this annotated version helps!

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      3 months ago

      I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

      Quaffing the potion of gender stability, now in your female form you strap on the head cannon and fire it at the arch installation bandit.

      The arch bandit takes 5d7 damage and collapses prone. Seeing their leader defeated, the subordinate installation bandits flee. You have reclaimed Installation Cathedral from the bandits and can now invite the Installation Medium to summon the spirits of past operating systems.