I was interested until he got to the bit where he said to install Windows on it. Yeah, nah.

Mitch Hedberg would be a better secretary of health, and he’s dead.

He still does, but he used to too.

Oh it’s definitely a joke, dude.

America will. Once justice has been served.

For pity’s sake, Don, could you please just shut the fuck up for five minutes?!

Interesting. Looks like he mostly endorses people that are already guaranteed to win. That tracks.

In long, stringy ropes.

I don’t think Hegseth knows which side is up on any given day of the week.

Good experiences all around.

Hegseth can’t be having with any of that nonsense!

And this cunt calls himself a Christian.

Matthew 7:22-23

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

We call people like that ‘brown ankles’ because that’s how far up Trump’s arse he is.

From my observations, a Trump endorsement seems to be more likely to result in a loss.

Bullets.

I can’t believe ‘Trump loyalist’ is even still a thing. We should be calling them accessories to crimes before during and after the fact at this point.

Fuck Murdoch. He’s a bigger force of evil in the world than any of them.

I regret clicking on that link.

Blatant cheating and voter machine tampering, apparently. Allegedly.

Trouble is, they’ve got backup. Does he? I’m all for defending yourself, but surely shooting one or two of them will only result in the full horde descending on him. You’re gonna need a critical mass of people to stand up to these thugs. A well regulated militia, if you will.

both documented immigrants and US citizens, have started wearing passports around their necks to avoid being potentially targeted.

Sounds like a good way to get your passport stolen to me.