So when it’s actually announced?

Patriotism itself isn’t bad. I would love to live in country I’m proud of.

You know were are in a dystopian time when I have to figure out you mean SS as in Secret Service, not the Schutzstaffel.

By that logic

Whoa, keep your thinking to our dear leader

I can:

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted

They will only take me to a camp in a body bag.

I tired to use my pinephone as a spare while my phone was getting fixed. I can’t wait for a Linux phone. Just trying to use spotify ended with me rebooting the phone and being required to login again. I couldn’t figure out why when I locked it my earphones disconnected, so I ended up just plugging it in so it wouldn’t hibernate.

Must have been a Stormfront

Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus

While semantically I have issues with what you said, they’re not important. Overall, I agree with you. One thing I think the important take away should be the reasons I hate America is because it could be so much better. Not every American is blindly patriotic.

I cannot stress the so much better part enough.

Honestly one of the coolest moments in US history.

I feel like the destruction of the image of the United States is in full swing.

I sure as fuck didn’t.

If I end up working for the federal government, I’ll just have AI writing all my stupid shit for that. Don’t have to compromise my values if I didn’t write it, right?

The OG Stochastic Terrorism

How dare you

For the unaware, u/ShittyMorph was once a prolific redditor, who was a mainstay on the website, so much so he became the beta testers for tips on reddit. While haven’t been on reddit for years, I do fondly remember most of the interactions he had with people. I don’t think I’ll ever forget how he donated his kidney to someone who was there in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

But at the very least, why wouldn’t the Chinese government do what they think can get away with?

Honestly makes me miss ShittyMorph

While correct, for the keyboard I linked, when you press F13 through F24 it sends Shift+F1 through Shift+F12. Which is not impossible to remap, but what if you need to press Shift+F1?