Ticketmaster execs just perked up

As with all Google products, wait five years before trying them to see if they’re serious

Why the fuck haven’t we suspended all flights from Russia as soon as this news dropped

What in the actual fuck are you even saying?

I would never accuse this administration of having plans to help people

It’ll be like floppies, ironically. A niche specialized market

Firing middle management sounds good until you realize they have priceless institutional knowledge about how things actually work. Apple products are going to be guaranteed to get worse now before they get better again, if they ever do

How??

“Has someone been bad and filed Form 1099 with the IRS?”

It wasn’t before??

Fifth Element

The total lack of introspection and self-reflection is staggering

I’ll consider this statement from someone not named Potato Town

It’s been cheaper to buy a SFF desktop and not need dongles for everything

He’s the man and he has the vote

That’s actually the most interesting part - House rules bar House money from being used for private settlements with staffers. If someone gave her 200k, who was it? Was that a campaign contribution? Was that contribution documented and taxed? Very interesting financial questions

Feeling more like the Habsburgs

I’m imagining someone sticking Mac Minis into a UCS chassis as the server blades and giggling a bit

Same energy as “shark-infested waters”, you mean where they live???

Oh don’t worry, they don’t know. They just know they want to be able to nullify laws they don’t like, like human rights for brown people