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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • I’ll one up you.

    Google’s “principal evangelist” for Gemini did a 2hr presentation for almost 1,000 people at my company on Google Meet a few weeks ago.

    40 mins late due to nobody knowing how to get more than 500 people in a meet.

    He then spent 90 minutes showing everyone how to do shit that literally everyone knows how to do with AI nowadays; touch up old photos of your grandparents, make shitty marketing mascots and logos, etc…

    Here’s an image I took during the presentation. For a laugh, look at the background text:

    A C-Suite exec got impatient and asked when we were going to cover how to use agentic tools and he said “oh I’ve got a little section at the end for that.” Ffs

    Literally nothing useful happened during this meeting and nearly 1,000 employees were idle for no reason. A complete and utter waste of fucking time. Gemini dude didn’t even bother to consider what use cases we might be looking into, he just did a boilerplate ELI5 of AI that would have been outdated in like 2022.

    Absolutely insane.











  • most apps won’t work.

    You need to do everyone a favor and stop spreading this nonsense. It’s absolutely false. Every app I’ve installed on my phone works fine, including banking apps. I use cards to make payments instead of NFC. That’s literally it.

    I’m tired of people painting ROMs and Linux as if you have to step into the stone age if you want to use them, as if it’s a massive inconvenience.

    If having to use cards to pay is enough of an inconvenience for people to rather lick Google’s boot… I don’t even know what to say.