Right? That’s only one sunrise worth of playtime. Need to see the sun on the second day to know if it’s addictive.

As a Nazi puncher, he has excellent taste. Maybe I should yell at the moon?

Activision has prevented Game Pass from being seen as “not worth it” by many. It is helping Microsoft retain value.

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Dubya lied about everything. Mission Accomplished? Nope. Economy is doing great? Not under him. Dick Cheney was just vice president? Nope.

Tech bros’ lack of empathy means he literally can’t imagine anyone liking something he doesn’t.

1 in 200 learns about modern warfare. The other 199 are carried back in bags.

You pay in grubs and bugs. The opossum looks over the writhing pile and pushes a maggot back to you. Your change.

This warning only applies to the pyramid tea bags and not the paper sachet.

Whole bags of nuts, nails, staples to decorate the sides.

Zuck fully expects to take advantage of the H1B push President Musk is advocating for.

Gary Bussey in drag? Sleepy Miss July and the cake? A wildly manic Tommy Lee Jones in one of the best roles of his life (and probably the same character as his Two Face). A chef who kills SEAL after SEAL and keeps saying he is worried about his pies?

You may need a CAT scan.

in case anyone cares, it’s another Uttar Pradesh story.

A good siege. So Under Siege 1.

Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.

The hotdog looked at you?

Starship Troopers exists so any video game movie adaptation will be compared to it. Unless Paul Verhoven is directing, it is a big uphill battle to win any comparisons.

And it’s Sony, so, good luck? They can’t seem to understand what makes a movie interesting to want to watch. They can’t cut a good trailer but their actual ability to produce and execute movie production is just bad. They can’t make a comic book movie that isn’t produced by others.

Oh fuck, Denmark has a flag. Now Trump has to make a flag or else he can’t claim it. No flag, no country.

Elon hasn’t paid enough attention to see that folks already know the UK shields nonces. It’s a worthless accusation at this point.

Yeah, but his way to relax and get away from stress was to code. Organizing game jams is a whole other world of stress. The different level of stress is like that Mitchell Hedburg joke, “You’re a great chef! Can you farm?”