When you first start out you unlock new cards for all the characters as well as the ascensions going up to 20. In my perspective I believe this would qualify as progression. But to each their own.

Trust him only to ensure the survival of the human race, nothing more, nothing less.

That’s alright, you tried. Looks like people understood the intent and had a good laugh. One of my dyslexic wife’s better misspeaks was taking a guess at “Jormungandr”, and she went with “Juggernaut”. Gorilla warfare certainly is a more fun image to picture.

Now this I can get behind!

I agree, this throws me off more than anything else with the changes.

Oh no, my good sir, not while you go into work.

While you’re at work. If you’re WFH, you could be staring at the door, that person is coming through the dog door anyway.

Lol, gets me everytime. A good chuckle for the day. Thank you!