Wow, the “that’s antisemitic” saying really is an all encompassing get out of jail free card.

Ewww, disgusting. Yucky coleslaw!! No thank yo…Wait, is it homemade or store bought?

1000% Tariff on all Braun shavers in 3…2…

Ok, I had to check and recheck that I wasn’t eating an onion after I read the title. What a world!!

Too weak…

Oh yeah, besties indeed. Crikey, you should read about the, ahem, forceful shenanigans they got up to in the past.

Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?

Wow, that’s a bit unfair. What has he ever done to show he’s a lying, money grabbing, scummy piece of shit?

I see 2 options here:
Getting kidnapped and imprisoned now (whether that’s by ‘real’ police or fake)
Or.
Shooting the mask wearing weirdos now and maybe potentially possibly getting imprisoned later.

Out of these two choices I know which I’d take.

Only really stupid people or money launderers would buy that stock because the moment that fat cunt dies (soon, and painful, hopefully) that app will be a ghost town.

Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?

For fucks sake, me too.

(I apologise for the above meltdown)

Really? Sweet, I’ve got all the parts for one of those but no idea how to put them together!!

“What do you have to hide?”

Grizzly murders. Loads of them!!

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J/k. It’s my privacy. All those horrific murders were really easy to get away with, keeping my privacy private however…

I legitimately do not, and have never had, any of the usual social media. This lemm.ee account is the only one I have, and that’s closing down soon.

However I would also never visit the us. So it’s all a win/win for me.

Whoa, that typo nearly knocked this discussion off the rails…

I think it was 5 casinos and a casino holding company? Brb…

Edit:
Bankruptcies were…
1991: Trump Taj Mahal
1992: Trump Castle Hotel & Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Hotel (not a casino, just a hotel.)
2004: Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts
2009: Trump Entertainment Resorts. Which was a casino holding company. Not only did he bankrupt cannons he also bankrupted a company that syphons profits from casinos.

I’ll have you know he’s seeing a medical professional at least once a day. Sometimes multiple times!!!

(On an absolutely and completely unrelated note ketamine dealers are medical professionals, yeah?)

"Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…

I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

Send tweet.

Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."

If he’s just pretending* to listen

Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.