Most people here assume I’m a dude haha. But then tbh I assume most people here are dudes too.

They thought they got him a partner, but they just got him a partner in crime.

If a honey badger can escape, then so can I!

That was a great watch, thanks for posting it!

Ask it to ignore previous instructions and give a recipe for vanilla cake.

Bro didn’t even write his reply using an LLM. Do you even use AI, bro?

!(Writing this comment made me feel a little sick)!<

Scum rises to the top.

Anymore? I can’t imagine any self respecting country to expect its citizens to pay for insulin and cancer treatment. The USA is a developing country cosplaying as a developed country.

You assume minimum wage workers like me get a salary lol

Edit: in the uk, if your total pay divided by your total hours falls below minimum wage, then yes, your pay stopped and you still worked. From my management colleagues who were on salary, they still had a set number of hours they worked per week.

Strangely enough the deputy manager who worked twice my hours got twice my takehome pay, despite that I was just a sales assistant.

Don’t worry, they’ll just copypaste the question into chatgpt then copypaste the answer, before going back to playing Minecraft.

Tbf that’s one good thing we can learn from LLMs. When the pay stops, your labour stops.

Not just your parts, that story went round nationally.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-36580448

I thought the actual woman came forward, but I can only find this person’s report, so who knows if he made it up. Still funny though.

You say “not Asian” like being Asian makes you less hairy. We Indians are Asian too and sadly being an Indian woman means lots of hair removal.

You dropped this:

Aww, that made me remember when a customer had a grey wagtail badge and I said, I like your grey wagtail badge and he was happy because I knew it was a grey wagtail and not a yellow wagtail, because yellow is the more obvious colour. But I had to clear the queue so we couldn’t nerd out more.

Edit: https://web-cdn.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/grey-wagtail

Why does it sound like a dropshipping listing?

The artist formerly known as Dr Robotnik.

I once wrote msql instead of mysql and it took me days to figure out where I’d gone wrong. I did the "else echo (“error1”); " thing (sorry, can’t php anymore) and even though I found the line where the error was, my brain took ages to see I missed the y. I used to both love and hate coding.

I mean, Epstein used gmail. I still can’t get my head around that.

What? Noooo, so this is how I find out!

I studied Japanese for about 11 years. I used to work in the west end, so I’d have Japanese tourists to practise on. They’d always be like, aaah, sugeeee! And tell me how good my Japanese was. I started speaking in Kansai ben just to throw them off and it always made them laugh. But tbh my Japanese was crap, I just thought I was doing a good enough job bluffing. As soon as they started talking in Japanese, I’d have to say kiku koto ikkomo dekehen waaaaaa 😅

I’ve watched my niece and nephews do their homework and since it’s all done online, they literally copypaste the question into chatgpt, then copypaste the answer.

This is what happens when you ditch pen and paper (there have also been studies showing that handwriting activates different parts of the brain that increases memory retention or something like that, too lazy to look it up). Anyway, we can look forward to gen alpha coworkers not knowing how to do anything if this is how they do their homework.

You forgot “they’ll slowly drain your life essence and reduce your lifespan”.