The Michael Scott and Donald trump and John F Kennedy center etc

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Is this some sort of mog or jestergoon?

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

On a scale of “no” to “fuck no” please rate

Take, for example, the class war

You’d think they’d call me Elon, builder of space internet… but you fuck ONE child!

VOTE MORHRRFUKER (punches u in the face)

Aw did those widdle kajillion dollar companies get hawassy-wassed?

I would simply show them my nutsack

Caption works too. Like one of those salacious porno caption jpgs

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

YOoooo I just duck duck go’d this & this comment is liiit

No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”

She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize

Cave wins again

I’m a hiring manager where I work. All future open roles will be “ice alumni need not apply” & my boss supports me in this.

Come to think of it maybe my next protest sign will say something to that effect. Get my buddy with a megaphone to spell it out for them since I guess not a lot of them actually read all that well?

Dang that must suck to be a fake president of 2 places

It is often said that to truly be president of a place you must walk among the people unguarded to show that you’re in charge and not a big wuss