Yeah, you go to the doctor, and when everyone shows up “right on time,” people later in the day get fucked by 30-40m. Show up early and be considerate of others, it’s not a hard concept. That or don’t make appointments you’re not going to keep. You’re not wasting your own time being on time to your own appointment that you made.

An extra life hack: If you’re going to be late, maybeet everyone knows before you’re late. People are constant late with my work. Jon starts at 10. We get emails sent at 10:04, so and so is running 10m late. Let’s send this shit 10m ago, because I’m sitting here doing nothing waiting to get started.

We had a friend who we’d call when we were leaving wherever to go to his house to pick him up, “Hey, were outside.” We would get to his house and wait 5-10m for him to come out because he was getting his shit together. So we’d call 5-10m before we got there. Love him though.

On time is late. Nowhere do you show up “on time” and get started immediately. If you’re getting to your 9am appointment at 9am, you’ve not accounted for parking, walking in, literally saying hello, taking your jacket off, whatever.

Nah. I can’t stand people who are late for everything, because I somehow get there on time and early in spite of all the things trying to make me late. But every day I sit and wait for people who aren’t. There’s nothing stopping someone from being considerate to others and respectful of their time.

I can’t seem to find a podcast centered around endlessly scrolling social media sites.

Just throw bodies in front of it?

Yeah, you just got a throw your hands up and say yeah, I realize someone’s pulling the strings, it’s just that there’s so many possible “someones” that I can’t begin to imagine who it actually is. Which is also by design.

The majority of my Latino friends are into soccer. And the majority of them also voted for Trump. I really don’t think they care. It’s staggering.

For real. Let’s not forget, it’s all about money.

Similar, except the idea of ruining my perfectly good mattress by sleeping on it sans sheets is enough for me to put sheets on. I simply can’t imagine being like angh, fuck it, sleep on mattress.

I remember moving out of my family home with my mom and brother after my parents split, I was 19 or 20, spent the whole day carrying shit. Get to my room, it’s mattress, box spring, floor, and I’m exhausted. I still took the extremely lazy route of grabbing my sleeping bag and sleeping in it on my mattress.

And for anyone unaware here, a little PSA, putting your bare skin on your mattress is a great way to get a stinky, oily mattress that is uncleanable. It’s why mattress covers exist, ton insulate that nice mattress from your awful stink (myself included). Once it’s ruined, its ruined.

Jersey is best state. Can’t stand black licorice, but my mom and much of our family love it, so I’ll accept it. But Jersey is best state, it bears repeating.

Yeah, my wife always gives me the gentle reminder to check the library first. I let my library card lapse, but I’ll have her sometimes check books out for me before I go pirate them. We have a few friends who work in the system, and every single interaction you have with the library benefits them. The library is a wonderful place, I need to stop being lazy and just go re-register, but my wife is an enabler.

I got a ticket in France (I’m from the US) in a Hertz rental and never paid it, so I too will never rent from Hertz again.

Just remove the name America from if and we’re good to go, because America bad.

This is one thing that bothers me. I hear people talk about Trump’s policies being isolationist, but this flies in the face of that. If youre going to do a thing, do that thing all the way, none of this picking and choosing. If you want to cut the US off from the world, just fucking commit to it. It’s not my ideal course for the country, but I just want consistency.

So the lifecycle of everything is approximately 35ish years. When I was a kid, bell bottoms were popular, and consequently, they were also popular in the late '60s and early '70s, just as an example.

I had one of these bad boys.

First thing that came to mind for me.

The judge can declare certain evidence to be confidential, not to be part of public record, for attorney’s eyes only. But with high level security clearances, the judge may not even be able to see it. So who knows!