I was just thinking I haven’t heard of anything atrocious from Nestle in a few months. I’m glad they’re still out there proving they’re shit bags.

It’s like when a character says the name of the movie.

Same. My company gives 2 weeks a year for the first 3 years and then one extra week after that. So generous!

“In fact, there’s no need to retire at all when you can just microdose retirement one week a year! Think of how much PTO you’ll accrue by the time you’re 80.”

At least with puppygirls, you both enjoy rubbing her face in the puddles.

Very true and I should have been more specific.

Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror’ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I’ll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I’ll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.

I can’t even read quotes from this pompous rambling fuck without getting too angry and giving up after a couple words.

Guys, I think I can clear this up. I went to public school, so I know that the clitoris is where you pee from and the vagina is where babies grow. I hope that helps!

The robot will go around the office and production floors to check for any irregularities in the manufacture and design processes like a processor core overheating during testing or Andy going to the bathroom more than the average for his age, weight, and eating habits. Andy is going to get laid off next round because Chip the Robonarc is always watching.

I couldn’t agree more! South Park is funnier with the beeps for a very good reason. Creatively stepping around saying offensive things is usually way funnier and more interesting.

I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.

And that’s at least twice as much as ol’ Peon Mush over there!

Looks like he ran a trace route for a little over 3 years and it found that the ‘woke mind virus’ was coming from inside the host! He then deleted the file/DNS…? Last part is unclear given the context.