Yeah, if you go to the trouble of armoring your doors, you should at least apply security film to the windows (better yet, get bullet resistant windows).

Yeah, the fediverse could definitely use more niche stuff.

The what? When did The Atlantic become satirical?

I have 12 gauge shotgun full of slugs for any criminals trying to gain illegal entry into our home, it doesn’t care whether they came in through the door or not.

Thanks for participating. Never too late to start riding again!

Modding on Lemmy is a pain in the ass, especially for larger communities. The mod tools need to be vastly improved (especially resolving multiple reports on the same post and being able to easily ban people who submit spam/troll reports.

If you have a hobby, share it!

Done! Come check out !micromobility@lemmy.world if you like bikes, e-bikes, scooters, skateboards, motorcycles, e-unis, office chairs you decided to roll down the road on, or other personal transportation options.

You bastard, I almost forgot about that.

Better late than never!

We’ve had world wars and civil wars without skipping elections, fuck off.

I bet he does.

Wasn’t resilience and control always a selling point?

Finally, a politician who thinks of the poor oil corporations!

They’re kind of related but yeah, they’re distinctly their own things. I was making a joke about every problem always being somehow DNS related. Comedy is hard.

The whole thing was just DNS, including the explosions.

Ja bitte!

Haha, gross.

Cinnaminty goodness…

Remember Mplayer aka Mplague?

Well, perhaps a walk of sorts?