Abomination!

Ever tried your oreo method with cereal? No measuring and no soggy cereal!

You’re just going to have to steel yourself until you get results.

That’s a great story! Thank you for sharing it. What a guy!

Lolololol, good point!!

I blame Ghoulies especially because of the cover.

Honestly thought it was a Gremlins movie cover until now, but man if seeing that in the video store aisle didn’t make me slam the lid on the toilet and run out and slam the bathroom door as fast as I could for several years…

This could save Americans millions in health care costs!!

Oh shit, flush the snakes?? Not the husband??

Aye! Why isn’t everyone doing that? Maybe I’m just behind the times. Editing first comment.

I read your last sentence wrong at first, and I was very confused about how vomit, the word, was relentless.

Sigh, I think my brain just wants his word-vomit to go away. But I know it won’t, so I might gouge out my ears as I think that might work better than gauging anything.

My apologies; my comment was unnecessarily aggressive and assumed way too much.

Seriously? Are you really trying to find an acceptable reason for such a statement? Do you really think she looks cheap?

My frighteningly virginal grandmother was married in 1948 in a pink skirt suit. If it was normal to wear white at that point for any one but the elite, she would have done so. This “white wedding” bullshit is a relatively new way of shaming women.