He killed the pope, he’s out to kill all influential catholics

My conspiracy theory is Trump somehow gave Biden cancer

Welcome to the beginnings of genocide

I call for Trump to be imprisoned

I’m proud of not giving a fuck about anyone named Kardashian. Don’t particularly care about sports either.

Isn’t threatening judges like that illegal? Oh silly me, legality is irrelevant

The price is no longer right

I hope he doesn’t come back

If they’re doing it quietly, don’t announce it

Why should anybody else obey the law?

Well it’s literally your job to know about health matters…a job you are wholly unqualified for and should quit!

I’m not personally concerned about them banning actual porn, I’m more concerned about the part of the plan where they’re going to classify LGBT media as porn and ban it.

A lot of great content will either be pulled from streaming or heavily edited. Agatha All Along, one of the best Marvel shows, will be on the chopping block. And so will innocent preschool shows like Young Jedi Adventures because it features lesbian parents.

He’s just jealous he can’t make a marriage work

They’re coming for you

I want someone to get in a bar fight in Texas over the name of the Gulf of Mexico

He should hire Obama to go to intelligence briefings in his place

Because of course they are

Well Disney theme parks are gonna take a hit when people are afraid to go to the Untied States. People are still foolishly going now because their trips were planned before all this but once those pre-planned trips are over, Disney theme parks will be a fair bit emptier

What do Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig say?

I was recently watching the episode of The Handmaid’s Tale where a woman can’t travel with her wife and child because their marriage isn’t recognized anymore and sadly thinking “this is really going to happen soon”