Actually they’re wrong to do it

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

Why not label the ports and cables with:

• 10Gb/s
• 2.1Amps
• 1080p at 60hz

It’s future proof and doesn’t need a decoder manual other than basic literacy. It can be in whatever language the fucking keyboard is. If you want to be redundant but even more clear:

• Universal Serial Bus -> (this hole right here)
• Speed: 40Gb/s
• Power: 2.4Amps
• Audio/Video: 4K at 120Hz or 8K at 30Hz