For the Watch.

You win the Internet today.

Ugh. That shit is so frustrating.

“I hope you’re free for about a month, man!”

DNC: “Fuck Bernie, it’s her turn.”

How about we clean up the trash, and send it back to England…?

Yawn

We’re so far past the last “final red line” that it’s now just a red dot on the horizon in the rearview mirror.

One of my oldest, dearest friends drives me up a fucking wall with his insistence on prepurchasing all the slop that EA and Ubisoft and Bethesda churn out. His library of games that are >28% completed is unparalleled.

This gender war identity politics shit is just key jingling to distract the masses from the fact that the new robber barons are simultaneously fleecing everyone’s retirement and inserting a knife into our collective kidneys.

Glad to see a lot of comments just ain’t falling for it.

In 2012? 2013? Not sure exactly when, but i got two 4 packs of red bull because it does in fact, not, give you wings.

Yeah! I dunno what a Taylor Swift is either…

Edit: fat thumbs = ? not !

My awesome alliteration is always above an asinine’s ability to assimilate.

“So, you’re saying this Taylor Swift can make a fine frock fast…?”

It’s Bethesda? So, they’re going backwards thru their log now, huh? At this rate, can we expect an unoptimized rehash of Morrowind in 2037?

MUAHAHAHAHA!

They’re butthurt about gay rights too lol

That’s because they’re all closeted. Every accusation, and all that.

I’d start by looking at the ones that cried the loudest in reaction to this.

This is America. Don’t catch you slippin’.

No. We’ve been having too many random fires lately. The obvious answer is MORE FLAMETHROWERS! Yeah! That’ll fix all the fires!

They kept Harris from office, thus saving all Palestinians!