Any tips? At what stage do i come to an online forum and proudly declare myself above everyone on said forum? Is that, like, 101 level, or are there prereqs?

You’re so amazing. Can i touch you? Maybe it’ll rub off on me.

Wait, are you being held here against your will?! Blink once for “no,” twice for “yes!”

😁

“Get this fucking nuance away from me. ASS!”

This administration is the literal personification of the Spider-Man pointing at himself meme.

Indeed. Dementia, and a “brain” that’s the consistency of congealed porridge. Fun combo.

But, how else are you supposed to know that THEY’RE enlightened and superior, if they don’t loudly proclaim it at every given opportunity? Hmmmm?!

October 3. The one after the sun implodes.

“Hey! Didja know she has an ass! We here at Rockstar aren’t sure you’re aware she’s got cakes, so we thought you’d like to know! ASS!”

saved you a click.

He said he did not hit that woman! He did naaaaawt. Oh, hey Mark!

Y’know, when you put it like that, it kinda makes Jack look just a little bad. A small smidge of oops, there.

That’s it. I want my money back. This shit is waaaaaaaaaay too unbelievable. Wait, what? It happened, like, for real? Really. …really?

I’ll go with my mcc Halo 2 avatar: one-eyed-purple-elite

I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!

“I was in the pool!”

Just the tip…

Ok, why is this also what she said?!

“COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”

That is, uh, also, what she said.