MEH

Make

Elon

Homeless

And i did nothing, because I’m not a youngling.

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

St. George Carlin

I’ve been saying this for years now, but in the opposite direction… everyone register Republican. If everyone is a “Republican,” who do they purge? Not their voters!

Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

I’d prefer him pushing up sunflowers…

“See that light up there? That dim little speck? That’s yesterday’s rock bottom.”

It blows me away that anyone thinks he cares about them.

I’d put good money on Ivanka wishing he cared just a little bit less about her…

Hear fucking hear! Fuck the mouse. I don’t care if watching Andor locks my age into 30, gives me a harem of willing concubines, and redistributes all of Elon’s wealth to me. I’m not watching it.

Fucking YES.

Or, really, any stupid shit when visiting somewhere. I’d have loved it if that “influencer” that yoinked that wombat got flogged in the public square like she deserved.

Honestly, that’s kind of the point. Shovel 20 horrific things into the pipe, you notice one, 19 horrific things slide past.

That was about the Ukrainian peace deal.

Two takeaways from this:

1. They’re planning a war with China.

2. Musk is involved.

Your perspective is very generous to Elon. “It’s a cheap part, why would they omit it? Probably it was some dumb kid working there”.

What’s the opposite of occam’s razor? The most convoluted, unbelievable answer full of assumptions is the correct one? Because it seems like rumba is operating from there.

You’re either taking to a fanboy or Elon on ket. You ain’t gettin’ through.

“They only paid me to say it once…”

Will he Ket o’ won’t he?

A) Dig the name.

B) “The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”

“What’s that noise? Where did all these chickens come from…?!?”