

I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take




like economics or cryptozoology.
that’s really not fair. not every practitioner is from the Austrian School of Cryptids


legalize the weed grenade


obligatory Fuck John Deere


elmer fudd isn’t a bumbling buffoon.

you’d seem like a bumbling buffoon around this too. i mean c’mon.


dunno. the only people i’ve met who like Anything-as-a-Service don’t exist. i’ve never met anyone who likes that shit.


I still can’t understand how he gets roles and my buddy Critter just gets an occasional extra spot with a line.
Critter is cool. He worked on the old USS Constitution in Boston as a recreationist. Leto is not cool. He never worked on a sailboat.


Honestly if he fucked off to his bunker or private island and stopped bothering/interfering with everyone, maybe a person might like him and not his money
Ha who am I kidding


In a decision making capacity? Definitely. Just maintaining the tech? Elections for that position will result in nonexperts making decisions.
Like, chevron wasn’t a bad doctrine. You want your elected officials to hire/consult experts, not be an expert in everything [challenge level: you’re not Ken so good luck]


It’s simple enough to make it an irrevocable license


Oh sorry, I just deal in the fanciest of ass soaps. You want Clean That Butt on 3rd


It gets really awkward when you fart and moths come out too


Lab-grown meat will likely have an odd taste
Considering we can taste the difference between corn-fed and grass-fed beef, I’d imagine they would work on figuring out the nutrient slurry that makes the meatalog taste best. They might even be able to improve the taste, texture, marbling, &c. I just don’t expect the first generation product to be great


I want to disagree with you, but like one time I was working in a kitchen. I had a little sniffle so I wore a mask and was washing my hands up to the elbows every half hour. The other folk on the crew thought I was weird for wearing a mask and actually insane for washing my hands. Not for washing my hands so often, just for washing my hands.
Some people are gross


Huh. What do they make bullets out of in the US then? I always assumed lead by never got into firearms enough to learn


ballotpedia is pretty reliable but not quite as detailed as you’re looking for


yeah, i like to go visit the local sheepdog trials. it’s always hilarious when the sheep outsmart the dog. or shepherd, really not sure.
if all of my encounters with them (and all the stories i got from my second boss, who fled a sheep farm for the city) were consistent with normal sheep behavior, sheep are godsdamned idiots. even more stupid than ducks.
super painkilling, super breathing impairing, both?