Starting at Twatt and wrapping up in Shitterton right after Ass Hill is just sublime.

Wait, are you saying that YOU’RE AI?

I dropped the ball on this one. Big time. The downvotes don’t accurately represent how ashamed I am of myself for assuming gender, species and brain function

Not or it, believe. A monkey and a parrot have both devised more than one joke on their own. You kind madam or sir are terribly wrong. Now if you were to qualified said jokes as funny, you may have been right. But behold! You have not so fuck you bruh.

Belief, deleted.

This must be AI generated. It’s too brilliant.

As a wise man once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last”.

Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?

Damn that’s about 8-10k $USD worth of eggs right there next to beautiful kitty

Fentanyled Trump

Kids can’t integrate coins in their bodies because there are more credit cards?

That kid is gonna be punchable real soon if a preventable disease doesn’t do it in.

I think the cat is definitely dead

Police: you sleeping in your car. Unhoused dude: yup. Police: you gotta job! Unhoused dude: yup. Police: oh yeah? Where? Unhoused dude: right here, sir. I have a podcast. Police: I’ll be on my way.

By the weekend? You need more than 24 hours for such a simple and straightforward task? Come on bruh? /s

And too much fucking butter or mayonnaise.

A pinch of round-up and artificial sweetener to your shake and we’re talking top tier diet

Than most nationals, in any country really. Anyone living in the their own country thinks their entitled to not work unless they’re manager or CEO level. Especially in the USofA, the greatest place of all times and throughout the entire known universe.

Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.

The rules on the Fediverse are different I thought? No?