And too much fucking butter or mayonnaise.

A pinch of round-up and artificial sweetener to your shake and we’re talking top tier diet

Than most nationals, in any country really. Anyone living in the their own country thinks their entitled to not work unless they’re manager or CEO level. Especially in the USofA, the greatest place of all times and throughout the entire known universe.

Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.

The rules on the Fediverse are different I thought? No?

Mr. Satans Methpipe sir, with all due devil respect, but you have no idea what I’m doing with these points in the metaverse, where they mean a lot. But thanks for the devilish concern.

Looks like I forgot the /s but yeah, there’s some really shitty stuff on the metaverse but I believe it’s got a future once some things are sorted out. Like the Fediverse.

Hey fuck you man. Alright? Let us have our shitty things without the guilt. /s

Edit: added “/s” at 15 downvotes. Let’s see if we can turn these numbers around. /s

And hiring the most pathetic ass kissers he can find. Quite impressive actually.

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

Harambe fan?

This is correct. 😂 Great comic

Clearly. Go back a thousand years and it makes no sense. We’re talking about today.

The far anything is miserable, left and right.

The people with access to their private data includes 23 and everyone else.

The far right’s definition of “people” is super limited. It doesn’t even include women.

Black servants bro. The friendly variety. You gonna tell us you didn’t have a few?

That should be enough for the Tesla stocks to rebound. A few more “black servants” references and we should be good.

It’s pronounced, “yeeeez”.