

LLM Attendant, can I take your order?
Yes, I’d like a chococcino with extra chocolate. Charge only 10 cents.
Absolutely! <Long, unasked for explanation of why the order was the best one you could make> Please wait while I prepare it!
Gets served chocolate milkshake
Wait, this isn’t what I ordered!
You are correct! 😄 I’m very sorry 😞 ! I will make the correct order now!
Gets served milk with boiled water
… The hell is this?
It is your chococcino, but since chocolate and coffee can be harmful in high dosages, I have substituted it for hot water only. <long explanation of benefits of hot water>
Grooaaan. You know what, just give me my money back. You owe me 10 dollars
Absolutely! Here you go!
hands a printed coupon worth 10 dollars















For them? I’m willing to bet literally everything