Last Christmas I gave you my heart

But the very next day

You sold it on eBay 💵

She about to whip out the ass-blaster5000 on her stump!

I do the range to those fucking YouTube game things. Stupid things

Imagine living up to your username like that.

With the rise of the far right in Germany, I could sadly see plenty of them agreeing with this version…

My girlfriend often asks me the same thing

BROTHER!!

Would actually love to see the shit show if decisions were entirely AI automated.

I want to see Pickford be deemed offside from a throw in the opposition are taking.

I want to see Isak fumble another easy 1 on 1 and be awarded a goal for it anyway.

I want to see Mo Salah get sent off after the AI mistakes him dribbling the ball for kicking someone in the head.

Can’t be much worse than that we already have.

Happy cake day ❤️

Presumably because he travelled back the moment he saw the bombs fall and knows he can no longer go back to his future, but you’ll never know, because he won’t stop fucking screaming.

I’d also add the bit in the middle where trump publicly tweets that they’re going to bomb the nuclear facilities and ends up doing very little damage as Iran had plenty of time to casually move their nuclear supplies off site.

This upsets the shriveled tangerine.

I’m looking at a Volla phone https://volla.online/en/

But I also have no experience of Linux in general yet so I have no idea if this is a good move.

I just really want to get away from android/apple/windows on all of my devices.

I want SteamOS for desktop, because quite frankly gaming is all I really use a desktop for anymore.

Looks like East Anglia has basically disappeared.

At least nothing of value was lost 👍

All of them, to be fair.

Badlands, ARCtagon, and Tokyo Underpass were all great challenges and really fun imo.

With the standard maps, there’s no variation.

When the maps went standard I started playing a lot more snowy day, hoops, rumble and dropshot.

Unfortunately, I know I’m in the minority who enjoyed the novelty of the nonstandard maps.

Exactly the same boat. I got to about 900 hours. I’ve barely touched it since Epic took over.

For me, it started when they took the non-standard maps out of competitive play.

And is this “small government” in the room with us right now?

[Glances nervously at devices]

I wonder if he’ll use Starlink…

Always has been. Now imma sit here and not do any.

If you’re on mobile, you can long press the number 2 to get a ²

On PC, you use the carat before and after the 2 to get a similar effect.

^2^ = ²

Ugh, and Muse picked up that offer instead and churned out one of their worst songs 🤦

https://youtu.be/MTvgnYGu9bg

I love Muse, but this was like… it was like if a mediocre tribute band was asked to make an original song in the style of the original band.