I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!
Those poor, poor, TV execs… They all had to settle for gold plating in their heated in-door pools and Rolls Royces instead of platinum. 😔
PS5 has no games either. It’s the PS3 2. 3+2 = 5.
Reading the description and looking at the images…
Is this like Star Trader RPG but with trains instead of spaceships in a weird Victorian themed “space?” 🤨
Maybe they should remove the big Early Access banner from the store page if the game is actually finished. I liked it when it first launched and had the free play weekend, but I wasn’t going to spend the $30-40 it cost for a single map on an unfinished game.
And I mean even back in the hay days of Tribes 2, it was sort of a niche game.
Just because it has a lot of players doesn’t mean it’s good. I mean, recently, one of the top 5 games on Steam just a few days ago was a literal scam. (The Banana game)
They weren’t just overblown. They were literally made up.
Monopoly: 1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply of or trade in a commodity or service.
“Will these freshen my breath or get me high?”
“Yes.”
There are plenty of videos showing people beating the game using one hand with disability controllers as well as entirely with voice controls or controllers that were specifically designed to be as stupid as possible (like bananas).
“To defeat Godrick the Grafted, one must become Godrick the Grafted.”
I’ve spent $160 on Elden Ring (base game on PC and PS5 and I have the DLC on PC), and have spent 638.5 hours in it just on Steam. That’s about $0.25/hour. Even arcade games aren’t that cheap anymore!
That’s why I’m a Dual sense fan. I’ve always preferred the symmetrical layout over the Xbox style. It’s even more difficult to play things like Katamari Damacy with the off-set sticks because unless you hold the controller awkwardly, you will naturally keep turning when you just want to go straight as the game controls like a remote control car.
The fact that Epic Game Store exists at all is proof that Steam isn’t a monopoly. A monopoly means they’re the only option. Steam is not the only option. It is simply the best option.
The base game lures in newcomers by being the easiest one of the bunch; then the DLC kicks it up to Dark Souls 2+Ringed City difficulty and those newcomers are getting a taste of what the real game is and can’t handle it lol
I got into these games because of their difficulty. When DS1 came out, the trend was that most games would hold you hand and just give you free victories so you get your dopamine fix. The base game got a little boring because most of the bosses are just regular mobs at the end of a cave with a boss health bar. I actually like getting to the end of a small side dungeon and having a challenging fight and not just a copy of the random little dudes I’ve been one shotting as I walk to the boss room.
Oh lol. That’s what the meme earlier is part of too lmao
If this is before you get your Gate Key back: You gotta get through the caves by dropping down a bunch of holes; at that point in the game there’s only one path to progress. There are ways around MOST of the bao baos (those big gorilla guys), but you’re gonna have to fight a couple. They are the strongest things down there and also the only thing not weak to lightning magic. You may want to grind on Gato to get some more levels; especially if you have avoided most encounters.
Focus on the bao bao first. They take slightly more damage from magic than physical attacks. I like to have Robo here because he can dish out damage and do full party heals. Ayla and Crono are required here, but they also have an excellent duo tech that deals lighting and physical damage to everything in a wide area.
The boss at the end is a Triceratops and you’ll get your Gate Key back while being introduced to another boss you’ll fight a bit later.
If you gave me a screenshot of anywhere at anytime in the game, I’d be able to tell you where to go next lol
Heck the first thing I ever posted to reddit that blew up was a walkthrough of the level shown in this meme:
Mom was just to the right of the photo. This was about 5 minutes after they were suckling. And they’re taken care of by my nextdoor neighbors.