Ba chóir do Shasana imeacht as Éirinn

North of Ireland *

Take the third reich

Pirate it is

… And it sucks

Sure, if you’re in the EU. PM me

I still have one, but never used it.

I just removed gemini from my phone.

Friends with a pool had a sign saying “don’t pee in our pool, we don’t swim in your toilet”. In Paris however…

Cuuuuuute!

6. It’s 36°C

And I want to be a millionaire!

Yeah, and it feels kinda nice. After months of doomscrolling, being upset with basically everything that is happening in the world while being forced to helplessly watch how everything goes to shit, I can finally complain about something as stupid as this.

Lol, touché

I hate it

Why is every word in the title beginning with a capital letter? This is an eyesore and annoying to read. Only the first word of a sentence, names, months and days, some abbreviations and “I” should be written with a capital letter. As explained here.

“I wanna suck his balls!”

“No, I want them balls, fuck off!”

“Hey, I was here first, his balls are already in my mouth, wait your turn bro!”

Going towards The Handmaid’s Tale

Wait… I thought Pakistan nominated him. Why nominate him as a Ukrainian when he wants you to give up parts of your invaded land. When he promised to end the war within 24h after inauguration, but did nothing but make a mess. When he’s Putin’s little bitch… Why are people trying so hard to make Idiocracy a reality?

He should be locked up in a mental institute. Indefinitely.