…now I want to open 10 different calanders at once. In different colors. But only use the pink one. I’ll close the other 9, and grumble “GOD DAMN COMPUTER!!! WHY DON’T THEY FIX THIS SHIT???”

And again…only use the pink one.

grabs popcorn

UFC is over rated.

My first computer was 33htz. Ran Windows 3.1. And Warcraft 2.

So yeah. The perfect computer.

Doctors after my scan: “Oh my god! I’ve never seen such an old brain! This man must be 163 years old! He must be under a lot of stress to have aged so much!”

“I’m 41…”

It’s been 7 hours…I think this guy passed out.

That dreaded taskbar strikes again!

I’d love to have seen his reaction. He either appologized 1000 times and felt stupid, OR he got angry and threatened the IT guy for making him look stupid.

There is no inbetween.

WHO downvoted this, and why do you hate amazing things???

I’m sexy and I know it!

music kicks in

"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"

…oh no.

New phrase just dropped!

The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.

The Onion should start a sister news outlet called “The Moon” that just parodies The Sun.

And the crew said “THANK YOU!!!”

Well, tumblr died out in 2017 because they said “NO PORN!!!”

And all the blogs died.

It’s like Dr Cox said: “If you take all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left. www.bringbacktheporn.com and nobody would visit because it doesn’t have porn.”

So. Does WAFRN have porn? And also…why are these things ALWAYS named with weird hard to pronounce names? Come see my new website Drufyflezak!

He’s not OP. He’s just another person…

Maybe because I’m high, but you just made me ugly laugh on the bus. I just saw fireworks. And now I’m remembering that plan I had to go back to the early 90s, and buy stock in yahoo. But through a telephone error, I ended up buying cases of yoohoo instead. Still worth it. I got to go back in time and see a micheal jackson concert when he was still black, and a Nirvana concert back before they were heard of.

Still though…to be a billionaire.

Microsoft owns taco bell?

In response to that, I reccomend a swift boot up the Xbox producers ass!

Well, I mean that was proven in the prohibition era. Alcohol was illegal, and thus you could be arrested for having it.

And yet, the task force to enforce these rules was like 1 agent per every 500,000 citizens. So “super secret” speakeasies were EVERYWHERE in those days. So common that drunks would knock on random peoples doors, and home owners would instinctively yell “THIS ISN’T A SPEAKEASY!!!” and the drunk would go knock on the next door. It was said you only had to knock on 20-30 doors depending on the city, before you happened upon a secret speakeasy.

The head of the task force said New Orleans was the easiest to find alcohol, having just flown into the airport, he said it took about 30 seconds before he got into a cab, and was IMMEDIATELY offered booze.

If a law is a law, but it’s not being enforced, is it really a law?