There isn’t even anyone to cheer for!

Like…can they all lose somehow? Maybe you shake down amazon for 3 billion dollars, but then somehow it gets lost, and pays off cancer victims medical debt? I’d like that outcome.

Edit: can someone explain the logic of people downvoting cancer victims getting their medical debt payed off? I’d LOVE to hear someone justify why cancer victims deserve to drown in debt.

Found the alt of TotallyNotJessica

Why the fuck does Peach need rescue if she has a better score than Mario???

Well, he rapes couches, soooo…

I really hope the citizens eventually realize that we don’t have a two party system. We have a 1 party system, with some of their party cosplaying as the opposition.

In 2023 Ohio held a vote to legalize weed. Part of that bill was that business owners could sell lower quality delta 9 in places like gas stations, corner stores, ect. Drinks with THC were allowed at liquor stores. I’m not sure about bars, as I don’t go to bars.

That bill passed overwhelmingly. Legalized pot for everyone!

Well, we’re about 2.5 years since that happened, and without a vote, they have restricted parts of that bill.

Instead of 12 home grow plants, as the bill was passed with, the final legalization only allowed 6 from day 1. Now it’s 3.

Stores that are not dispenseries are no longer allowed to sell the lower grade stuff.

There are stores that popped up, purely to sell the lower grade stores. Then overnight are closed. No longer legal.

Mind you, all of this was approved in a vote, 2 years ago.

My point is, these republicans do not give ONE FUCK about what people want, and vote for. They’ll just change the rules and disregard the will of the people, and change the law without voting.

So 1% chance have a 100% chance if you don’t give a fuck about votes.

10 years ago? I can remember going to catholic school when I was 5, and my dads friends joking that the priest was going to get me, and rape me. I had no idea what that meant at the time, but that was the 1980s.

You’re not.

I have no proof, but you’re not wrong.

That can’t be true. We all know trump can’t count. He’s bankrupted THREE casinos! HOW THE FUCK CAN HE NOT MANAGE A CASINO, BUT CAN RIG AN AMERICAN ELECTION???

No, don’t. Everyone should leave.

You think fascists are still going to allow voting?

Well then they’ll know where all the children are…so they can go find and rape them.

Sooooooo, do people not remember the dot com bubble burst? Yes the internet still exists, but the companies that led the burst aren’t.

Remember the pet food commercial with the sock puppet?

Or the super hero who was obviously superman, but for legal reasons wasn’t superman who saved you money from travel by sticking you on his back and flying you places?

Yeeeaaaahhhh…those don’t exist anymore.

Hell, even the big names like Juno and Compuserve are gone. Is AOL even still a company? ICQ is dead. Yahoo still exists, but only because they got bought by Verizon. Altavista, Ask Jeeves are both gone.

So yeah, some companies will survive the AI bubble, just as Google survived the dot com bubble. But the majority of the big names from 1998 do not exist post 2002.

Do these countless companies NOT see this?

…now see, you SAY funny. I think we have a difference of opinions on humor. You know what I find funny? You ever see that old video from the 90s of Donald Duck slumped down in his chair, getting a handjob from Daisey duck? And he can’t handle it. He’s all like “Ooooooweeeeee!!! Oh my gaaawwwwddddddd!!! Playin wit ma balls! Playin wit ma balls!!! Oooooooh!!!”

And then he just cums EVERYWHERE, and it’s all drippy on Daiseys face. She’s just kneeling there, with a shocked look on her face, and Donald says “I’ll go get you a towel!”

I found that funny. Not so much national corruption, bribery, and internet security fraud.

When I had cats, they learned real quick. I turn in my sleep, and their cries don’t wake me up. So they’d sleep at the foot of the bed. They’d sleep at the headboard of the bed. But they learned real quick do NOT sleep in the middle.

Sorry Karmalee…

Here’s my thing…if Polymarket is just being used to pay bets that are obvious scams, eventually (read: real fuckin quick) Polymarket would shut that shit down. The mob don’t let cheaters into their casinos and win big every week. They break the guys thumbs, kneecaps, or maybe just off the guy.

So it makes me think that Polymarket isn’t so much a legit betting rig, as it is a money washing service probably set up by trumps people. They pump the money into Polymarket behind the scenes, win big every week, and Polymarket funnels the money right back into their accounts. With a traceable paper trail to them free and clear from the IRS.

I have no proof of this. It just doesn’t pass the smell test. Then again, trump in person probably smells awful too.

You can trust meeeeeeeee! What’s your first pets maiden name?

Funny? Or depressing?

My mind goes straight to Daisy Girl…but I can’t make the connection between Nixon, and the first ever political attack ad.

Nixon was corrupt, but he was also intelligent. He described on the Today Show, in 1994, Putin’s rise to power, 6 years before it even happened. Purely based on being able to see how situations would unfold. And he was right.

But nobody gave a shit, because the person saying it was Nixon. Nobody wanted to hear what that asshole had to say.

I wish people today still held that same contempt for corrupt politians.