boop!

Wanna pet her!!!

Where’s the offramp for this timeline?

May I reccomend you watch the movie Odiocracy.

Ummmm…a small military? Maybe he wanted to kick it old school, and go back on 1700s era holy cruisades, but with modern firepower!

…really hoping you dropped this:

/s

Hmmmmmm, has anyone ever explored the idea that trump has skitzophrenia? Maybe he really does think large amounts of people are saying things.

Of coarse, that doesn’t make it any better. That just means the president has mental illness, and is the guy in charge of the military and nukes. Which feels even worse than if he were just a narcisist.

20 years ago I almost moved to Florida. I liked it.

And now? I’m so glad I didn’t do it. I don’t know if I’m less blind, or if it’s gotten worse. But now I don’t even want to visit, much less live there.

Then again, I don’t want to live in Ohio either. Yet here we are.

I’m releasing a new chipset structure. It’s not Intel. It’s not AMD. It’s BUTTS BUTTS BOOTYS.

So now all the best games will run on BUTTS BUTTS BOOTYS, and journalists will have to call it that.

And then you wrap them in a blanket…right? RIGHT???

Napster was audio only. Did you mean limewire, or kazaa, or one of the many napster clones that came after?

I think pancakes COULD kill you. You just need enough of them. Like imagine 2 tons of pancakes fell from the sky, and right onto you.

I will have a taco!

I mean…by that logic their ramblings make sense. Porn to them is child porn. So if all porn is child porn (in their minds) then blocking access to porn isn’t a bad idea.

The whole thing falls apart however if they were to realize that most people DO look at porn, but most people DON’T look at child porn.

I watch porn most days. I’ve never in my life had any desire to restrict others ability to watch porn.

But then again, porn for me is a woman fucking a dude in the ass, or 4 women standing around another woman who’s tied up and they’re tickling her until she screams bloody murder.

You know. Normal shit. Harmless shit. Fill in the blank of your own kinks, but at no point do kids come into play in my mind.

If I equated “porn” to “child porn” then yeah, I’d be trying to pass those laws too. But that says more about the way they think than anything.

Especially when you consider that schools are one of the most common places for public shootings, but you don’t see them racing out to pass common sense gun reform laws.

It’s such a hard problem to tackle, when you’re self defeating in your attempts. No other country has this issue.

drop a copy of bad babysitters 5 in every DVD player in best buy

Soooooo, 0 dvd players? Best Buy stopped carrying physical media years ago.

I was one of those. Downloaded last week.

Natural selection has been removed. Now republicans are trying to reintroduce it.

They’ll (mainly) be the ones affected. I say let it happen.

Then again, I don’t like most people.

This quote has me worried for what comes next. And has since the election.

Although I remember hearing it closer to October when they had the debates.

It sounds fun on paper, but all we’d be left with is jocks running the government.

I agree we have a shit government now, but that wouldn’t be an improvement. It would be an equally stupid government.

“I would, but, my dog ate them.”

“Sir, you don’t have a dog?”

“I had to show the dog who’s boss! I ate the dog! I’M EATING THE CATS AND DOGS!!!”

He looks different than I remember…can’t put my finger on it though…