Welp…you know what we want, right?

CAT TAX TIME!!!

Well…yeah. You’ve met cats before, right?

Also, OP, give me your cats. I want to snuggle them.

Tell ya what. I’LL do all the shady stuff. You just provide the capitol. Just give me $50 million dollars, and I’ll scam the idiots FOR you!

Money please! Money me now!

There*

Oh, I thought you were replying to thr other message. Still, it’s just below here, where I said she smokes 5-8 packs a day.

She also has this bag of loose tabacco where she rolls her own. She uses that when she can’t afford marlborrow.

STOP BEING RIGHT!!!

Exactly!

Exactly.

No no no. You’re missing the H.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

They’re number one in the hood, G!

Thats not shocking. I read a report last week that his approval rating was at 36%

Ok, so he dropped 3% in a week. That’s not shocking. That’s just following the natural progression following the flow of recent events.

If I’m well liked in my workplace, but then one day I show up, and just start punching everyone, THAT would be a shocking collapse of how well I’m liked at work.

But if I’m well known at work as the guy who punches everyone, and then I get fired for punching everyone, that wouldn’t be shocking at all. If anything it would be inevitable.

I’ve seen her laying on the couch, asleep, sits up, eyes not open, reaches in the drawer, lights her own hair on fire, sits there on fire, smoking an unlit cigerette as the rest of us scramble to put her out.

Are you claiming that minors don’t smoke because it’s not legal? That’s what you’re going with?

About $8, but she smokes 5-8 packs a day.

It’s not. It’s just too new to have studies confirmed. These kids that are in their early 20s may have been vaping since as young as 14, but that still 8 years at most, and that’s stretching it in both directions.

I would say those studies won’t come out until they’re in their 70s, or maybe already dead.

Vaping will cause cancer just the same as cigerettes. You’re inhaling unnatural addictive chemicals. In the case of nicotine, it’s artificially added to some/most vapes. We know how bad that stuff is. A vape is nothing more then an unnatural liquid chemical compound, which is then burned and smoked. Tobacco is a leaf, vapes are a liquid. In both cases they add a shitload of unhealthy compounds.

Hell, at this point WATER is unhealthy! Tons of microplastics in all water.

You realize this law keeps rolling, right? So today, a 17 year old is ineligable because he’s not 18. But a year from now that same 17 year old is now 18, but becomes ineligable because they aren’t 19. And when they turn 19, they aren’t 20. And 10 years from now the 17 year old today would be 27, ineligable because he’s not 28.

That’s how it creates a black market.

I think you misunderestimate how addictive cigerettes are. My friends mom goes through $80 worth of cigerettes every 2-3 days.

You realize in the 1930s there was a black market for cigerettes when they weren’t even illegal, right?

Mafias had support from the people, because mobs supplied booze, which WAS illegal. They made so much money from that, they started robbing cigerette trucks. Then selling legal cigerettes, at full cost, simply because the people trusted the mob over the government.

Well there’s certainly no way this will create a black market, and become impossible to enforce!

No peasant! Feed us your data, that we promise won’t get leaked by the end of this sentence!

Damn, OP! Gotta flag this as NSFW!