MeatPilot

Future future future you only says: constant screaming

No scrotum, no hair, no bumps. Closest shave you can get.

The more I learn about owls the less I understand about owls.

Was redoing the floors in one my rooms, I had all the air vent covers off. Guess where the cat decided to go?

Was like the god damn scene from poltergeist where you could hear it all over the house but didn’t know where exactly the meows orginated from echoing through the ductwork.

I forgot how I coaxed it to an exit, but I do recall grabbing it by the scruff and yanking it out as the cat tried to scamper back in. Went to go clean-up my scratches and the damn thing knocked over what I blocked the vent with and squeezed back in.

At that point I was tempted to just turn on the furnace heat and call it a day. But didn’t want to deal with the stink.

Antivaxxer “beep beep beep beep”

Well I’m glad it’s this and not a drone made of poop.

I call them dough nuts.

Imagine a rat-man empire hell bent on stealing everyone’s cheese warpstone.

Doh, miscounted

I’m for 2 through 6 8. Though I would have liked #1 to use as incentive to get my kids to listen.

“Just remember we can still abort you, so this room better be cleaned up.”

Edit oops miscounted

Unfortunately the best we can do is 1939.

I yearn for the mines.

On top of that I get taxed more than some billionaires. I feel like an empty tube of toothpaste where some leech has to squeeze out every little bit.

My hydration secret is I have someone give it to me in a basket everyday and if I don’t put the lotion on my skin I get the hose again.

Getting high and playing on modded Tribes servers was a certain form of Zen for me.

Thanks, this really fucked with me when I tried to scroll past.

Like when you are backing up your car and the car next to you starts going forward.