As I told my kids, adults are just children with more experience. It has to be tens of millions in the US alone.

Just buy a $300 outdoor cat bed and stick it up there. He’ll never go on the roof again.

Good game choice, too.

I have a separate usb harddrive for just this occasion. My lazy ass just likes to play "We backed it up last time, do we need to do it every time?

I hear choosy mom’s choose it.

The show already took cues from Mass Effect, which I thought was done very well.

The one that stood out to me most was when

Just make sure to point it the other way, first.

Hank Green just posted a video detailing the strategy of this admin.

My initial read of this was, “tornadoes and potatoes” and I prefer that read now.

Dude said it’s original.

This has to be the most indepth copy-pasta I’ve seen lately. Well done.

I thought they were the “Keep government out of my body!” party. Seems like a lot of bending over for Uncle Sam’s schlong going on. What happened to “the right to choose which vaccines we take”?

Most of the pope-pics I’ve seen from popes-previous were without the pope-hat. That makes me think it’s more of a passive inventory item - full effects just from possession.

confused Mike Myers noises

As the current popular phrase goes, the difference between a million and a billion is about a billion.

Wait 'til they “discover” symphonies.

I still wanna know when that wall will be built. Remember, the one Mexico will pay for? What about that? One dumbass thing at a time, here. We can just queue it up with all the other things stuck in the definitely drained swamp muck.

The sad thing is, this doesn’t sound odd or unusual whatsoever. Given the current lack of decorum, I automatically assume this is how everyone must speak to him.

No, no, I was born there, and they’re every bit as b-ass-ackwards as you can imagine. (Even more so, most likely, because most of them see the southern stereotypes as a challenge). Not a stretch whatsoever to mix them up with TX.

And Mexico will pay for it!