everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
…you live in Australia, don’t you
“And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆”
“I see a lab assistant that hasn’t loaded up any slides.”
"Oh, uh…”
“I swear, if I was polydactyl you’d be out of a job.”
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
🎶And the void stared back
The very next day
The void stared back
I battled with the monsters
The void stared back
It haunts me in every way🎶
Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk
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