Oh please. He’s already blurting out everything he knows onlate-night Xitter and Truthiness. And he refuses briefings, so that’s not much anyway. Just send him up with nobody but his panderers, so any spies will only hear his shitty stories about himself. Eventually they’ll get so sick of it they’ll shoot him down. Oh, well!
Which is why we should let him use it exactly as it is. Just don’t tell him anything while he’s on it, in case of espionage. He won’t notice because he doesn’t listen anyway. And let nobody else on it except his most loyal supporters. And of course Ellen Musk. So if it goes down, no loss to the nation.
The nominee he should have blocked is already in place, Qatar lobbyist Pam Bondi.
In the best way!
Reading the whole statement, I think he’s saying all those things are problems, especially the Pam Bondi connection, but he’s more offended that it was built with profits off our war dead. If he didn’t care at all about the rest he wouldn’t mention them. He’s just adding a Conservative argument against it.
And some of that Viagra is probably used in sexual assault.
She’s just licking the tuna off her chops.
The better to enjoy salami
No onions or garlic for kitties
This is why you have sharp claws and rabbit feet, sweetheart.
Spelt is also a grain, a variant of wheat.
Ear cream was the salvation of my relationship with our old cat.
Um…
"He’s confined all alone, he
's been starved til he’s bony,
And Miranda is phony
Cuz the DA’s a crony
(Hope this song wins a Tony!)"
Editing to add, I discovered there’s already an old Louis Prima song “Luigi” about a numbers runner whose downfall is a corrupt cop. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GAcOxvwZFYA
“Quick! I need a piano and all the rhymes for Luigi Mangione!”
-Arielle Johnson
Bert will send his army of pigeons
Depends whether you consider Congress people.
Heck, being impeached would be just Friday for him, since there’s no teeth in it.
And losing our healthcare with our jobs. What a stupid system.
Okay okay McD’s is overpriced crap but it’s also the brand most highly associated with “America.”
And our Toad In Chief, having escaped being sent to jail for his crimes, has gone on a destructive spree and crashed America into the mud, “Poop-poop!”
Nobody in the rest of the world wants to buy anything with his stink on it, even if it weren’t overpriced crap.
Someone needs to start making giant laptops for zoo cats to sit on
Maybe toddlers whose home is rubble need a little mental escape into a Ms. Rachel video. Mr Rogers would be better, but it’s not like they can go to a nice park.