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Cake day: June 27th, 2023

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  • There was a lady from Reno She lost all her money playing Keno So she lay on her back And opened her crack Now she owns the casino

    That might not be quite right because it is from memory.

    I have a large purple book of the rudest limericks printed back in the 70s. My parents had it on the bookshelf when I was a kid and boy did that form the sense of humor I have.

    There is a multi limerick story of a man that balanced himself on his erect penis as a trick.


















  • Mycatiskai@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldthat's it!
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    1 month ago

    Yup. When I was baking and they started bringing in these boxes of frozen dough that you would defrost in the loaf pan then proof then bake, I purposely fucked them up by putting them into the proofer before they were defrosted, I let them over proof sometimes. Generally tried to make them fail so I could keep mixing dough and doing something that was hard but satisfying.

    When they kept on with the frozen shite I booked some midweek days off and drove up to Whistler to go to a job fair. On my way up there I got a call from my manager to cover a shift and I told him I couldn’t because I was on my way to a job fair. I think he might have taken a bit of offense to my bluntness.

    I got a hotel job in like 30 mins that next day and was stoned at work for the next five months. It was amazing.