minus-squareN0libri@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 a Month to Masturbate—Yes, Really - DecryptlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoCan’t get job because I have been automated Can’t buy computer because it’s needed for datacenter Can’t watch movies because they’re AI generated Can’t drink water because datacenter needs it Can’t turn on lights cause AI needs more electricity Can’t go outside because generators poisoned the air Can’t cum because goon-gpt hallucinated that I am into denial linkfedilink
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Can’t get job because I have been automated
Can’t buy computer because it’s needed for datacenter
Can’t watch movies because they’re AI generated
Can’t drink water because datacenter needs it
Can’t turn on lights cause AI needs more electricity
Can’t go outside because generators poisoned the air
Can’t cum because goon-gpt hallucinated that I am into denial