Who complained?

We should replace her with A1.

Our guinea pigs do the same thing.

Any other time and they don’t get so close together. In the vet’s office they take turns crawling under each other.

“Mounting” is dominance behavior among guinea pigs regardless of sex. If a guinea pig climbs on top of another one, it’s saying, “I’m the boss”. So it’s kind of amusing in a sad way to see the behavior change from trying to establish dominance to trying to force the other one to establish dominance.

“You’re the boss!”

“No, you’re the boss!”

If we don’t have abused, unwanted children, who will ever grow up to be Republican?

Just kidding, of course. There are plenty of people who suffered terrible abuse without becoming the kind of scum that would want to heap more abuse on others. I would never seriously denigrate the victims of abuse by suggesting it leads to Republicanism.

Here’s a question for the Catholics out there: does absolution work if you aren’t really penitent? If you don’t even understand why what you’re confessing is wrong, can you really be sorry?

I was raised Lutheran, and it was always clear in that church that all that mattered was what was in your heart. No one could act as intercessor between you and God. You couldn’t scam your way out of judgement.

I don’t know that President Pedophile actually knows that heaven isn’t real.

He has the same understanding of heaven that my dad has. He believes if he is what he thinks a Christian is, he can just pretend to be sorry at the end and God has to let him in. However, he’s never actually paid any attention to anything the Bible says about what Jesus is.

Also, if it’s all just a bullshit scam to him, why would he ever suggest there’s a possibility that God wouldn’t embrace him? There’s no benefit to that, only risk. What if some of his deluded followers start to question if he was really sent by God?

“Ok, but all the good seats are taken. You’ll be way in the back at this point.”

I think you meant strong-arm.

More like:

When Biden is Biden, every Biden looks Biden a Biden.

Your version is too coherent.

Wolff said Epstein once stepped out of the room during a discussion about Trump and came back holding about a dozen snapshots that resembled Polaroids.

We had one in an auditorium where I work. Only problem is it was underneath an MRI scanner. Every time they’d open the door to the MRI, the magnetic field would knock the projector tubes out of alignment.

The technician who came out to work on it said it was hopeless. He told us he had a customer whose projector would get out of alignment if he moved a speaker in the room.

I was so happy when we finally replaced it with an LCD projector.

If you’re a billionaire, you weren’t going to anyway. This means you’ll be able to get away with more.

If you’re not a billionaire, you still need to pay your taxes. This means if you’re owed a refund, you won’t get it.

The headline spelled “persecution” wrong.

Seems backwards to me. Racism is the source of the anti-immigration politics.

Are you a billionaire?

Republicans. If they aren’t threatening to secede from the United States, they’re pretending that everyone else wants to join the United States.

There are reports from American doctors who worked in Gaza of Palestinian babies being regularly shot in the head.

That was reported during the Biden administration.

Israel is murdering babies, and it hasn’t affected their support. Why would this matter?

Yep. Andrew Johnson. If he had been removed via impeachment, the southern seeds of fascism could have been executed like the traitors they were.

In addition, Nixon probably would have been a hell of a lot more careful because impeachment wouldn’t have been a merely theoretical possibility.

Each failed impeachment further cements the idea that presidents are untouchable, leading up to the current situation.

Like all Trump supporters, they each think they are the one he isn’t going to screw over.

It really is always projection, isn’t it?